"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please." - Niccoló Machiavelli "The Emperor loves no one man. He cannot afford affection - that is the honest practical for the impossible task that faces the Master of Mankind.

Horus Lupercal being made Warmaster of the Imperium in Ullanor. From center counter-clockwise: Horus, the Emperor, Magnus, Mortarion, Lorgar, Angron, Jaghatai Khan, Rogal Dorn, Rogal Dorn's mustache, Fulgrim and Sanguinius.

If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device (informally abbreviated to TTS by fans) is a series of web videos made by Bruva Alfabusa, asking the question of what exactly would happen if the Emperor of Mankind could ask about the current state of the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

In the Beginning, There Was Man by torrmercury . Status: Discontinued ; Synopsis: The End Times have comes, the death of the galaxy is here, the final victory of the Chaos Gods draws near but the God Emperor of Mankind is not willing to let Humanity die and tremors of power within the Warp just may the key to saving His people.

So I'll need to change Galtine's text color in future TTS shitposts to this, then? Ok, so we now have, for future reference, THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD GRANDFATHER OF MANKIND